Why I Drink
One and one is two.
Sounds like dancing.
No, it's adding.
Where's the corkscrew.
Two and two is four.
Why not five?
Cause, two plus two is four.
Oh, I hate this jive.
Two times two is four.
No, that's two plus two?
That's also true.
Now, it's a bore.
Three plus three is six.
And, three times three is six?
No, three times three is nine.
Oh shit! Pass the wine.
la 3/4/07